"hey! you can only have one!!"
when youre pregnant you can only eat tiny miniature versions of foods otherwise the baby wont be able to fit it in its little mouth im a scientist
remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me
i think that’s enough internet for one day
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
Give Me Glamour And Splendor
when i’m watching sports i have no clue about and people start cheering
I saw this at the supermarket and it really got me thinking about the ethics of science.
oh my god these things though.
i bought these before as a joke but when i took a bite in them, my mouth and brain got so freaking confused.
i bit into what looks like an apple but all i tasted was GRAPES
AN APPLE SHOULD NOT TASTE LIKE GRAPES
HOW DO YOU MAKE AN APPLE TASTE LIKE GRAPES??????
I like them
I’ve had this once. My brain didn’t like it so I only had one bite. Never again. Also- why do these exist?